theparisreview:

“People often ask me why I chose to narrate a novel from the point of view of an intersex person, and my answer is, every novel should be narrated by an intersex person. The job of the novelist is to inhabit both male and female characters, so in a sense every novelist should possess a hermaphroditic imagination.” —Jeffrey Eugenides

Most pretentious reblog ever but y’all can deal widdit

theparisreview:

β€œPeople often ask me why I chose to narrate a novel from the point of view of an intersex person, and my answer is, every novel should be narrated by an intersex person. The job of the novelist is to inhabit both male and female characters, so in a sense every novelist should possess a hermaphroditic imagination.” β€”Jeffrey Eugenides

Most pretentious reblog ever but y’all can deal widdit

taintanthony:

when my friends try to tell me about my zodiac sign
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(via niptune-godofthesemen)

I keep reminding bae of this but he keeps tickling anyway πŸ˜‘ I keep reminding bae of this but he keeps tickling anyway πŸ˜‘

I keep reminding bae of this but he keeps tickling anyway πŸ˜‘

(via tumblinwithhotties)

tastefullyoffensive:

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Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius
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Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius
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Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius
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Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius
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Bae takes his futurama srsly